Posted by ARTSTRADA MAGAZINE July 03, 2011

eHarmony Video Bio (Chad Vader Parody)

I'm Chad, i love beets and i just want a soulmate!

Chad Vader's spoof of the eHarmony Video bio I Love Cats that features Debbie.

Chad Vader t-shirts at http://www.blamesociety.net

Chad's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chad-Vader/30527194531

Chad's Twitter: http://twitter.com/RealChadVader

The Blame Society Facebook App: http://apps.facebook.com/blamesocietyfilms/

Our Second Channel with DAILY VIDEOS: http://www.youtube.com/

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