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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Velvet Acid Christ - "Pretty Toy"



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Velvet Acid Christ - Crushed



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Suicide Commando-See You In Hell



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Isle Of Man TT 2011-Yamaha R1-Yamaha R6-Aprillia Rsvr-Newcastle 2 Edinburgh



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Isle of Man TT - Roads Closed 2011



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Ali G, Aiii - Discussion Medley



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eyes of the tiger-ROCKY.



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Rihanna - Russian Roulette



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LADY GAGA - Born This Way Parody - The Key of Awesome #36



Gaga is bored of doing all this crazy s**t!

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Written by Mark Douglas with Michael Reisman
Directed by Tom Small

LYRICS:

Intro:
This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart. In Vulvulon , a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of humanoidians, The Bitchy Dancers, and The Mucusheads. On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface decreed, "From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate via Madonna songs. The Bitchy Dancers protested saying "wait, which Madonna songs?" The Mucus heads said nothing because they we're mucusheads. Thus began the dance war. Now watch this unrelated video

It doesn't matter if you make due, or make doo doo, (she bumps into people on the floor) excuse me, sorry. Just turn the music up cus I've got words to say...gravy

Verse:
My momma told me when you write a song you don't have to be original
Just mash up parts of other melodies like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls"
Hey hey hey
If someone notices and tries to sue. You can claim that it's just an homage.
Then make a video with whips and chains it's kooky sci fi gay pride collage

Chorus:
I'm running out of ideas
My dress is made of tortillas
I'm on my last leg baby
I got nothing to say
I'm on a hamster wheel
So I'll beg borrow and steal
Now I'm grasping at straws
What If I bang Santa Clause

Post-Chorus:
When you don't know what to say
Just display more T&A
Check out my butt while I walk away

Everyone is super gay
Gay gay gay everyday
Hey wait, did I mention that I'm down with gays

Don't be a rainbow be a flag
Don't drink the tea just lick the bag




Don't be shovel be a hoe
Goddamn my voice is really low

Verse:
I just don't know what to do anymore What if I roll around with goo on the floor
This feels disgusting and its really cold, Sometimes its hard to be an attention whore
I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin
It's hard to tell if he's still mad at me becuase when he frowns it looks like a grin

Chorus:
Don't go for second best ba...
Wait that's the song I ripped off maybe i am second best.
Copy Madonna so much
I think I'm losing my touch
I think I'll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest
The only thing left to do
Is to just start boring you
I'm going to shop at Kohls for some sensible shoes

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Laga Gaga Telephone Bra, Style Icons, ThreadBanger Projects



Corinne shows us how-to make her version of the bra Lady Gaga wears in her Telephone music video. Plus, her top 20 style icons. What are yours?

Lady Gaga's Telephone Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVBsypHzF3U

Hope Perkins: http://www.hotpinkpistol.com

Twinkle Toes Project: http://www.ilovetocreate.com/ProjectDetails.aspx?name=Twinkle_Toes

The Crafty Chica: http://www.craftychica.com/

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The Kinks - Catch Me Now I´m falling (1979)



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Rubbersisters the ultimate female transformation



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MotoUSA: 2011 Suzuki GSX1250FA First Ride



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The Crow - guitar solo on the roof + End



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The Cure - Burn 1994 HQ (The Crow)



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Alberta Ferretti - MIFW Fall/Winter 2011 - Fashion Network



Alberta Ferretti - MIFW Fall/Winter 2011 - Fashion Network

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Memorial Day BBQ Healthy Cooking Tips How to Grill and lose Weight



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Monday
Fit tip: How the Grill and lose Weight

Wednesday
Power 3: Barbell Workout

Friday
Aspire Higher: Havin Gratitude
Plus get the answer to Mondays Question.

About EYB:
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